The magician
The gamer
The martial artist Asian fetishist
The 40-year-old punk (ok, this is still kinda hot)
The stalker neighbor
The Prussian prince/drug dealer
The former model
The modelizer
The DJ/photographer
The IT guy/photographer
The actor/musician
The 1st AD
The 2nd AD
The drummer
The Williamsburg landlord

and last but not least…

The lawyer

Sucks to be you…and me.