follow these eZ steps:

vaginal imagery –

boobs –

tumorous growths (the more asymmetrical, the better/more realistic) –

furry tumorous growths –

a whole shroud of fur (this reminds me of the bear scene in true grit) –

offend some cultures (and all men) –

tumorous boobs + turban + khaki shorts = recipe for success

put a flower on it, ya dummy!

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