i looked deep into my crystal ball, and found out what the menZ would be wearing come fall. trendZ include: sequin face masks, mouse ears, chesticle cutouts, transsexual linebackers, big pimpin selling used cars/rolexes, frozen beards, just bummin around yo ain’t nuthin to see here, standing on my soapbox with my nips hangin out, wrapped in fluffy ballZ of cotton

these male models at jean paul gaudier threw down in a good ol’ fashion runway brawl. we’s mean biznez; talk to the ‘stache!

to be completely serious, gary-fuckin-oldman schooled all these mail-order modelZ at prada. try striking this pose, bitches. where my oscar at?

p.s. sorry for the misleading title. this post has nothing to do with billy zane but plenty to do with facial hair.