sorry, that was a cheap ploy to get people to read this. there’s usually tons of tasteless nudity at london fashion week, and i was expecting boobZ-a-plenty; but this season, designers decided to take a more sophisticated approach. case in point:

trendZ: space age bonnets, unibrows, hypothermic lips, repurposed vacuum tubes, worshipful pretzel art, clown creepers, glittery poison ivy, leafy vaginal flounces, ren faire revisited at a hippie commune, hairless geisha emerging from a chrysalis on mars