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a cross between tom cruise:


and robin williams:


= tombin cruisiams


biggest mistake:

being curious and bored enough to click on this subject heading: 

“Emotional Sean Lowe breaks down in tear- jerking twist of a Bachelor finale”


biggest success:

OMG Prince and Justin Timberlake will be in town for SXSW?!:

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my parents should be so proud of all these accomplishments in virtual reality.

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1.  Trilogy writer

2.  Button maker

3.  Writer of rap songs

4.  Sex HOTline

5.  Businesswomen suit designer

6.  Racebook

7.  Midget matchmaker

8.  Matchmaker of alcoholics

9.  ‘Time & Erica’ spinoff show

10. Child clown outlet store, for men

I have a boss who likes to:
(a)  Misdial people’s numbers and blames you for giving him incorrect numbers.

(b)  Only reads half of the spreadsheet you provided him and registers himself for the wrong courses and blames you.

(c)  Tells you that you shouldn’t have emailed him asking for his advice, but doesn’t want you to make any decisions.

(d)  Tells you that they don’t have time to train you, that you are just supposed “to know.”

(e)   Calls you at home around 10pm because he just didn’t have time to micromanage your project during normal business hours.

(f)  Suspends you for posting a nasty email written by him on facebook that didn’t say the name of the company and used generic first names.

(i)  Says comments like “You aren’t into older men, are you??”

(j)  Blames you for not reserving a hotel for him when he didn’t tell you he needed one.

(k)  Makes you drive across the city to unlock a door that has already been unlocked (by him).

(l)  All of the above.

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