a cross between tom cruise:
and robin williams:
= tombin cruisiams
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1. only kind of doctor i want to marry is a spin doctor.
2. missed connections :
where?= bel air
who? = a fresh prince
3. what do you get when you put 4 brunettes together in a room?
answer = 4 non blondes.
4. “hold me closer tony danza.”
5. smells like teen spirit, the deodorant.
6. if i have triplets, i’ll name them tony, toni, tone.
…and puffy hair to match the puffy shirt is bonus.
1. Steal supplies from work:
2. Find a judge officiant who is also a DJ:
4. Tell guests there will be no alcohol due to the number of recovering alcoholics in the family:
biggest mistake:
being curious and bored enough to click on this subject heading:Â
“Emotional Sean Lowe breaks down in tear- jerking twist of a Bachelor finale”
biggest success:
OMG Prince and Justin Timberlake will be in town for SXSW?!:
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my parents should be so proud of all these accomplishments in virtual reality.
and
SIGMUND FREUD:
SPAGHET!!
danglezz 
